Day: January 8, 2013

Joseph Dickerson

I don’t want to get any messages saying, ‘I am holding my position.’ We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let Notre Dame do that. #RollTide

Joseph Dickerson

So… um… (looking around) Where are all the “#SEC is overrated” tweets? (Looks some more) I thought so. #BCSChampionship

Joseph Dickerson

Alabama considering putting in Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters into the game in the second half, just to mix things up a bit. #RollTide

Joseph Dickerson

Ladies and gentlemen, that’s enough. I’m calling it. Notre Dame’s national championship hopes died… (checks clock) at 9:58 PM. #RollTide

Joseph Dickerson

Commentator: “Notre Dame has missed more tackles tonight than they have all year.” Hmm. I wonder why that may be. #SEC

Joseph Dickerson

Notre Dame considering putting the new iPhone headphones in as a wide receiver in the second half. #BCSChampionship

Joseph Dickerson

Notre Dame’s game plan: put the Directv Genie in as QB in the second half. #BCSChampionship

Joseph Dickerson

Gee, thanks, ESPN, for showing downbeat sad ND fans in a children’s hospital. Alabama looks like Ebenezer Scrooge, now.

Joseph Dickerson

My new Twitter avatar is purely coincidental. #BCSChampionship #RollTide

Joseph Dickerson

“We’ve secretly replaced the Notre Dame Fighting Irish with the Auburn Tigers. Let’s see what happens.” #BCSChampionship

Joseph Dickerson

As much as I want Alabama to win, I don’t want them to win because of bad calls that hurt Notre Dame. We’ve had two so far…

Joseph Dickerson

Great opening drive, Alabama. Don’t get cocky. #rolltide #BCSChampionship

Joseph Dickerson

Upcoming Lego Mindstorms EV3 to include iOS and Android support tuaw.com/2013/01/07/upc…