Blog of Much Holding

Still mad they canceled Firefly. #FiveWordsThatRuinADate

I’m very popular on Twitter. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

I’ll have the endless appetizers. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

I collect my own urine. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

I knit with human hair. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

I’m into My Little Pony. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Human tastes quite good, actually. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

The black helicopters follow me. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

I don’t believe in antiperspirant. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

I’ve invited my mother along. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

I love my Myspace site. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

My favorite movie is Gigli. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

George Lucas is a genius. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Dog meat is SO delicious. #FiveWordsToRuinADate

Can you drain the pus? #FiveWordsToRuinADate

I wear a chastity belt. #FiveWordsToRuinADate