Day: February 23, 2015

Joseph Dickerson

The cold doesn’t bother me anyway. http://t.co/eqgraDYCGI

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Joseph Dickerson

If they had said Michael Keaton’s name three times in rapid succession, he would have won. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

The highlights: Three musical numbers. The lowlights: Too many to count. Oh well, I had fun snarking. Good night, folks! #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

AND… The #Oscars celebrate a pretentious movie about actors being actors, and being “troubled” about their art. Sigh. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

And here is Sean Penn, doing his worst Holden Caufield impression. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

WRAP IT UP NPH. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

“Mr. Giuliani, do you believe this year’s #Oscars was patriotic?” Some reporter, tomorrow. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

Right now, Michael Keaton and Beneroot Camberbrat are both thinking “If I had only played the role in a wheelchair…” #Oscar2015

Joseph Dickerson

Still hope the Best Picture is a surprise… But I’m thinking it’ll be Birdman, now. Unfortunately. Pretentious, overrated film. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

I can’t believe this guy is Batman now.

Joseph Dickerson

OK, people, we are in the home stretch! Only two more hours to go! #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

Next year, the #Oscars will celebrate the 50th Anniversary of Born Free with a musical montage performed by Slipknot. #Oscars2015

Joseph Dickerson

YES. Another win for #TheGrandBudapestHotel. I think it may win Best Picture, now. And it SHOULD. #Oscars2015