Day: February 1, 2015

Joseph Dickerson

She Who Must Be Obeyed: “The game started a half hour ago…”
ME: ” Did it, honey? Did it?”
#SuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

Methinks Intuit and turbotax are gonna get some blowback on that ad.

Joseph Dickerson

I wish Ted Knight was alive to announce for this game.
“Meanwhile, at the Legion of Boom…”
#SuperBowl

Joseph Dickerson

I hope before the end of the night New England fans’ hopes for victory are… Deflated. #obviousjokeisobvious

Joseph Dickerson

So, Umm… @pepsi? Your Kickstarter Mountain Dew commercial sucked. Just wanted to let you know.

Joseph Dickerson

Time for the Big Game. I can’t call it “Super Bowl” because I don’t have the broadcast tweet rights to do so.

Joseph Dickerson

Crap, I had money on Team Ruff. #PuppyBowl2015

Joseph Dickerson

Ready to eat a copious amounts of food that is horrible for you while I watch overpayed athletes play a meaningless game. The American Way.

Joseph Dickerson

New at my blog: G.I.Joe Blueprints! bit.ly/1tRtJx7

Joseph Dickerson

Doing my taxes. Jesus.
Can we please have a hard reset/reboot of this country? Or a reinstall?

Joseph Dickerson

ME: “I don’t think I want to have children.”
My friend: “You have three sons!”
ME: “I know.”

Joseph Dickerson

If the Seahawks win tonight, Seattle will be like when it strikes six o’clock on Beta III. #festival

Joseph Dickerson

Now, to balance my checkbook and do my taxes. #MrExcitement

Joseph Dickerson

In the five hours home I’ve had the pleasure of setting up a new laptop for She Who Must Be Obeyed & updating two other devices. #sysadmin