Day: January 5, 2014

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 11:49 pm

What I’ve learned from today’s commercials: cars can’t drive on top of trains, and workers at Dominos are as dumb as a bag of hammers.

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 11:26 pm

Horrible first series for SF to start the second half. #GoPackGo

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 11:22 pm

Spanish language translations of my tweets are available at @elJoseGrandeMucho.

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 10:20 pm

Just saw a commercial showing a woman driving around a bunch of Benjamin Franklin impersonators. I thought I was the only one who did that.

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 9:44 pm

Go Pack Go! #NFLPlayoffs

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 9:35 pm

#fiveseasonsandacancellation? #community zite.to/1eyQ5ad

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 9:32 pm

Today’s cooking: homemade apple pie. #murica

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 9:21 pm

“”This tweet is brought to you by the pointless and lame remake of RoboCop, coming February 12th.”

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 9:08 pm

So, I have a hunch that San Diego is gonna pull this one out. #NFLPlayoffs

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 5:55 pm

This Week in #StarTrek is out! paper.li/JosephDickerso… Stories via @RyanEHamilton @83multimedia

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 3:44 am

Watch what happens when you use a SuperSoaker on a -42°F day zite.to/1cxfDBz

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 2:08 am

”Sorry guys, we are fresh out of points to score. Come back tomorrow.” #NFLPlayoffs

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 1:57 am

Boy, this game is riveting. #zzzzzzzzzz #NFLPlayoffs

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 1:45 am

If this was the Chiefs/Colts game Andy Reid would have called four time outs by now. #NFLPlayoffs

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 1:12 am

“We secretly replaced the Kansas City Chiefs with the Dallas Cowboys. Let’s see if anyone notices.” #NFLPlayoffs

Posted on January 5, 2014 at 1:03 am

WOW COLTS WOW. #NFLPlayoffs