#Oscar producer: “We’ve got a big musical number, get Bob Fosse on the phone!” Assistant: “Umm… he’s dead.” Producer: “Do what I asked you!”
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Day: February 25, 2013
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Nikki Finke at Deadline.com: “So far this feels like the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon. Circa 1966.” Heh. #Oscars
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Is it just me, or are they feeding in canned laughter to “plus” the audience reactions to the jokes? #Oscars
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Absolutely thrilled Searching for Sugar Man won best documentary. Wonderful film. #Oscars
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Liam, hurry! We’re running out of time! #Oscars
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And… that’s it? Umm… I think you could have done a bit more than that for Bond’s 50th, Academy. #Oscars
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Shirley Bassey. Yes. #Oscars
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James Bond montage FTW. #Oscars
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Wow, if the Avengers were this dysfunction in the movie, the Earth would have been doomed. #Oscars
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Brave wins… I thought Wreck It Ralph would win. So much for my overconfident #Oscars picks…
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If I was professional voice actor watching the #Oscars, I’d be throwing things at the TV screen right now. Very insulting and unfunny.
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HOLY CRAP! Christopher Waltz wins best supporting actor. Second surprise of the night (The Shat was the first). #Oscars
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Ironically, I have that same Flying Nun outfit. #Oscars
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I think Flight would have been better with sock puppets, actually. #Oscars
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Kristen Chenowith looks so cute I could just pick her up and put her in my pocket!
Seriously, she’s that small.