Twitter Updates for 2012-07-05
- The grill is fired up, the burgers are cooking, and the fireworks are at the ready. Happy July 4th, everyone! #
- According to http://t.co/3cpjPUXE, there are record party levels across the nation!
Oh, that's a Tostitos ad. Sorry.
As you were. #
- Study: 96 Percent of humans would rather be an Animatronic Bear http://t.co/BsRTLL4H #
- They are revamping Chuck E. Cheese as a hipster. Is nothing sacred anymore? #
- Waiting for dusk so I can start the fireworks.
To be efficient, I will also be using the fireworks to remove an old tree stump. #
- Pro tip: Don’t watch the movie ALIEN while suffering heartburn. #
- Setting off fireworks with my sons reminds me that stupidity is hereditary. #sorryboys #
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