Month: December 2007

Santa captured by Imperial Forces…

Picked up from the wire (AKA Gizmodo) SANTA’S FACTORY, North Pole (Agencies) – An Imperial Stormtrooper commando broke into Santa’s Factory in the North Pole yesterday evening, killing an undetermined number of elves, arresting the owner and confiscating his sled.…

Mr. Warmth

This past week, as I was freezing my hindquarters off on a business trip to Columbus, Ohio, I was able to catch the HBO documentary on Don Rickles Mr. Warmth. It’s quite good, and, seeing as it’s directed by John…