…cause I can’t afford one right now. Well, honestly, I COULD, if push came to shove (I have GREAT credit), but I also enjoy making love to my wife, and, seeing as we are beginning a fiscally-responsible phase of our lives, I decided that purchasing and iPhone would not be in my best interest right now.
When it comes to sex.
Which I like.
Quite a bit.
At any rate, James Lileks, bless his soul, has one, and so I will live vicariously through his acquisition for a while. At least until I can convince my boss at work we need to get one.
For research. And user testing.
Yeah, that’s it.