Year: 2007

Santa captured by Imperial Forces…

Picked up from the wire (AKA Gizmodo) SANTA’S FACTORY, North Pole (Agencies) – An Imperial Stormtrooper commando broke into Santa’s Factory in the North Pole yesterday evening, killing an undetermined number of elves, arresting the owner and confiscating his sled.…

Mr. Warmth

This past week, as I was freezing my hindquarters off on a business trip to Columbus, Ohio, I was able to catch the HBO documentary on Don Rickles Mr. Warmth. It’s quite good, and, seeing as it’s directed by John…

Update on the G.I.Joe movie…

Well, well… there’s been some negative buzz building lately about the planned G.I. Joe live-action movie from Paramount (mostly about G.I.Joe no longer being a “real AMERICAN hero”, as to not impact international box office), and Hasbro has now responded.…

Happy Birthday Weird Al!

He’s 48 today, and shares the birthday (different year) of Johnny Carson (RIP). Here’s a vid you may not have seen… [youtube]GWc6QQ9JlMc[/youtube] Yes, that’s Donny Osmond in the background. Yes, he has some sweet moves. Frighteningly so.